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Four zombies in an office shirt, a sarong, a football jersey and a guard uniform wait at the bottom of a flat stairwell, a cricket bat by the railing

Zombies

Statistically unlikelyGo upstairs. Zombies are famously bad at stairs.

RIGHT NOW.

  1. 1Cardio. Then more cardio.
  2. 2Go upstairs. Zombies are famously bad at stairs.
  3. 3Honestly, it’s probably dengue. Pack repellent.
Call 999 Other emergencies

BEFORE. DURING. AFTER.

Zombies

Statistically unlikely

Before

  • Cardio. Then more cardio.
  • Read this handbook. Zombies have not.

During

  • Go upstairs. Zombies are famously bad at stairs.
  • Everything in the Unrest and Outbreak briefs still applies, just with more groaning.

After

  • Honestly, it was probably dengue. Pack the repellent.

GO DEEPER.

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