9
Make it yourself
Eight builds that turn rubbish into rescue. Do each one once, on a calm weekend, so your hands remember when your head is busy panicking.
Bottle water filter
You need
- 1.5 L PET bottle and a knife
- Clean cotton cloth
- Charcoal from a wood fire, crushed (not BBQ briquettes)
- Fine sand and gravel, rinsed until the water runs clear
- Cut the bottom off the bottle. Turn it upside down, neck pointing down, cap off.
- Stuff cloth into the neck as the last layer.
- Add, from the neck upwards: charcoal, then fine sand, then gravel on top. Coarse at the top, fine at the bottom.
- Pour water in slowly. Throw away the first two batches; they carry charcoal dust.
- Boil what comes out. This makes water clearer, not safe.
Box-fan air purifier for the haze
You need
- A fan with a flat, square face
- Four MERV-13 filters the same size as the fan
- Cardboard and lots of duct tape
- Tape the four filters into an open cube, the airflow arrows on each pointing inward.
- Tape a cardboard square over the bottom.
- Sit the fan on top, blowing upward and out, so air is pulled in through the filters.
- Seal every gap. Add a cardboard ring around the fan’s corners so air can’t sneak back.
- Run it in the clean room. Swap the filters when they turn grey. It’s a well-known DIY design, not a certified purifier, so don’t leave it running unattended for days.
Brick rocket stove
You need
- 16 to 20 bricks
- Two metal bars or a grill to rest the pot on
- Dry sticks, thumb-thick
- Lay a square of bricks on flat ground, leaving a one-brick gap in the front as the fuel door.
- Stack four or five more layers on top as a closed square chimney.
- Rest the bars across the top, with space for the flame and smoke to escape around the pot.
- Feed sticks in sideways through the door. The chimney sucks air in and burns them hot, with far less wood and smoke than an open fire.
Sardine-tin oil lamp
You need
- An empty, washed sardine or tuna tin
- Cooking oil
- Cotton string or a strip of cotton T-shirt
- A square of foil or a bent paper clip to hold the wick
- Pour 1 cm of oil into the tin.
- Push the wick through the foil or clip so it stands up, 3 to 5 mm above the oil, with the rest soaking below.
- Light the tip. It burns steadily and smells faintly of goreng.
- On a metal tray, away from curtains, never unattended, never near kids. A lamp is a small fire you’ve agreed to babysit.
Two-bucket toilet
You need
- Two buckets with lids
- Heavy bin bags
- Sawdust, cat litter or dry soil
- An old toilet seat, or a pool noodle slit down one side
- Line each bucket with a bag. One bucket for wee, one for everything else. Keeping them apart cuts the smell dramatically.
- Cover each use in the solids bucket with a scoop of sawdust or litter.
- Tie off bags at two-thirds full and store them outside in a lidded bin.
- Wash hands every time. The least Instagrammable and most important build in this book.
Tarp rain catcher
You need
- A clean tarp
- Cord
- A clean bucket
- One small stone
- Tie three corners high and the fourth low, over the bucket.
- Put the stone in the middle so the tarp forms a funnel.
- Let the first few minutes of rain rinse the tarp, then start collecting.
- Boil before drinking. Malaysia will refill it by tomorrow afternoon.
Tarp A-frame and hammock
You need
- Tarp 3×3 m, hammock with mosquito net
- 30 m paracord, 4 tent pegs or sticks
- Two trees about 4 m apart
- Tie a tight ridge line between the trees at head height.
- Drape the tarp over it and peg the four corners out at roughly 45 degrees.
- Hang the hammock below the ridge line with a gentle sag, about 30 degrees on each rope.
- Tie a short string to each hammock rope as a drip line, so rain running down the rope drips off before reaching you.
The kampung lastik
You need
- A Y-shaped fork from a guava (jambu batu) branch, about thumb-thick
- Latex tubing or flat band (sports and fishing shops), or an old inner tube
- A small leather pouch: an old shoe tongue works
- Strong string or dental floss
- Cut the fork with arms about 10 cm long. Strip the bark and dry it in the shade for a week.
- Cut a shallow notch near the top of each arm.
- Tie one end of each band into a notch, wrapping tightly with string.
- Tie the other ends through the pouch.
- Wear eye protection. Aim at tin cans, and at the troop of macaques eyeing your bins. Never at people.